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Did it myself. @mogrifette and @jumpingmonkeys are having a little driveway moment.
Smells like Lucas needs some more unscheduled maintenance. Oh, good, @mogrifette's home!
My sense of humor is one part A Softer World, one part Married to the Sea, and one part Beavis & Butthead.
Damn, things are so bad in D.C., not even the Obamas can find a place to stay.
#1 sign you spend too much on home improvement: you say the last four digits of your VISA at the Lowe's checkout, unprompted, from memory.
My packet sniffer is telling me that Lucas needs some unscheduled maintenance.
@charliepark He responds to ping. Just need to do a traceroute whenever I need him. Or use a packet sniffer.
She's singing a song about Jesus. There are hand gestures.
My daughter is picking up all sorts of interesting ideas at her Baptist preschool.
On the back of "Midnight's Children," it says "Warning: do not attempt to read Rushdie novels while supervising children." Well, it should.
Attempting to hold things together until @mogrifette gets back. I can hear my son somewhere in the house, so all's well so far.
@gOBAMA_va I did! I couldn't use any fresh new studs, so I used a couple of older studs that were already broken in.
I mounted a stair rail today. It resisted initially, but eventually it stopped struggling.
Heading to Grand Illumination. But first: a Grand Elimination.
@mn0001 Yeah, I saw that. I liked it, but it made my brain hurt.
@mn0001 I hadn't. Not so sure about his theory. But hey, might as well try it!
I perfected my time machine. It transports me forward in time by exactly one second per second. Now I just have to make it adjustable.
I have a confession to make: I went to Saxby's Coffee yesterday. And I think - I think Georgia was my fault. Sorry, everybody.
@rongillmore Everything I touch turns to emo. Imagine King Midas with bangs.
OMFG, Lamb of God Christmas tree ornament: http://is.gd/a4kY Drool.
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