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Visa fraud: "was your card used at a London coffee shop?" What? No! "Crap, wait, sorry, I meant London -copy- shop." Oh, yes, proceed. 10:50 AM Nov 26th from twitterrific |
You're following @THE_REAL_SHAQ, right? Right!? I don't know how I lived my life before his tweet-sized morsels of wisdom. 6:50 AM Nov 23rd from web |
I'm writing resignation letters to design clients I'm no longer able to support. DM me if you wanna absorb a handful of rails apps/customers 9:05 AM Nov 19th from web |
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Just got a bunch of calls telling me I made it into the PBS documentary on Queen Elizabeth II. My first time in HD! 5:54 PM Nov 12th from twitterrific |
At the mall; some guy just stopped me and asked if I knew where the jewelry store named "Kiosk" is located. Needed some studs for his ears. 3:10 PM Nov 10th from twitterrific |
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Meyera has been mayor of Virginia Beach for TWENTY YEARS. For good or ill, Change appears to be dawning over the local horizon as well. 7:41 PM Nov 4th from twitterrific |
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Dear my fellow Hampton Roads residents: I expect you to win this election for Obama. Don't let me down. No pressure. 5:12 PM Nov 4th from web |
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Went to bed @ 8pm tonight. Normally go to bed @ 4am. Now its 1am and I dont know wtf to do. Impromptu beerpong in the lobby sounds promising 9:10 PM Nov 1st from twitterrific |