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i'm teaching @mooseboy how to use voice commands on my phone. when it prompts us to "say a command" we respond "POOP!" |
@DiskoVilante my husband had a roommate who went grocery shopping stoned. he bought a tin of sardines because they look so good in cartoons. |
@BadAstronomer people get very emotional about metric temperatures. espeically when it's too cold to get worked up about something outside. |
Cops were here. Moose called 911. This week is not starting out well. |
moose turned on the tv to some bible channel. there was a preacher talking about the evils of teh gay. moose turned the tv off. me=proud |
i'm giving away a dog free to a really crappy home |
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR dog barf on my carpet.... you know, the carpet I shampooed yesterday. |
hey! @mooseboy is in the top 25 for the #personal category for the @shortyawards |
@shortyawards I nominate @mooseboy for a Shorty Award in #personal because he's pretty bad ass for a baby and/or moose |
hahaha http://shortyawards.com/use... @madlolscientist just totally made my day |
@DiskoVilante tru dat yo |
can't sleep. clown will eat me. |
11C today... i would have tweeted about it but @phlebas' jacket was covering my freezing fingers |
Pretty girls need to go to BaPi on Sundays to make @mooseboy happy. Srsly be there. |
@Jules0512 don't feel bad! clean carpets are a great gift! and until they make children and dogs cleaner, shampooers are our only hope. |
whoa! my carpets are a whole new color! i am powerful over dirt! Bow to me! |
i've been autopaying the water reclamation plant $25 every week... when our bill is usually about $18 every two months. Oops. |
Tomorrow I will shampoo the carpets. I feel your envy but no you can't help. |
Son of a . . . |
