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@phyllisstein You win. Nasty, but you win.
@redrabbit Exactly! I really don't like Borders store layouts, but they send me such generous coupons that I usually end up buying there.
@redrabbit I worked 5 years at Barnes & Noble, and the only online bookstore I've ever ordered from is Amazon.
@mayjah Priorities, dear girl, priorities. How will you washing dishes, feeding dogs and packing entertain us?
@redrabbit No, I usually go to the actual store. I like to peruse my raging pieces of shit before buying them.
Donkey Kong? No, it's not *that* on.
@lemonchiffon I hope you feel better, sweetie! Take a nice warm bath then snuggle into bed with a soft, fuzzy blankie.
Who's responsible for this mess?
@wordshepherd Congratulations! He's adorable!
O, Pumpkin Vanilla candle, you make the house smell so nice. And O, Tequila, you make me not give a shit if the house smells nice.
Sweetie says the world would be more fair if it also contained peacunts and cuntroaches.
@ivegotzooms Har! AND you got yourself freed from future committee obligations! Excellent job!
@seanhussey Done. Let's hope it helps.
What sounds good for lunch?
@Porto_Rock The extent of the gardening I do at work is pulling grass to feed to the goats. To hear them bleat, they're STARVING BITCH!!!!
@EntropyAS So I better dig out the woolies to pack, huh?
@lemonchiffon Did you tell him he's doing it wrong?
@MamitaMojita She's my office cat. Animals at work just make *having* to work doable.
@EntropyAS Seriously! Why not Fiji or Rio or somewhere warm and fun? Oh well, I'll be in Tulsa next weekend, so that will be exciting enough
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