Of course, there are instances a 3AM pot of coffee is morally justifiable: If you're working to rescue your men after a mine cave-in, say. 33 minutes ago from web |
My big conundrum with having no set sleep pattern is: When the hell do you make a pot of coffee? Now? Always? 3AM Coffee feels so indecent. about 4 hours ago from web |
I'm planting a riot of bushes, vines and trees, so my place becomes a secret jungle. My neighbors tend to plant old cars, which is nice too. about 5 hours ago from web |
Here are my choices: Reheat my stale slices of homemade meatball pizza, crack my European history book, or take a bath. Solution? All three! about 7 hours ago from web |
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Junkie logic: If I'm Twittering so much I may as well be playing Tetris. Off the wagon after four years clean. I can't wait for the dreams. about 8 hours ago from web |
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I watched out the window as the mailman tried to fit both the 1300 page hardback books I ordered into my mailbox. The loser: my New Yorker. about 17 hours ago from web |
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I forget whether it's Beelshamen, Ba'al or Hedad that makes the weather, but whatever god it is, they're sucking. No wonder I don't believe. about 18 hours ago from web |
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I wonder what life was like for Native Americans in the Northwest, back when the land was all forest. Must've been cold and rainy, like now. about 20 hours ago from web |
Had morning coffee comparing notes with other bird fanciers on where the crows sleep, where they go in the morning and what their plans are. about 20 hours ago from web |
It's pouring rain, my barn door just jumped its track, and dude from the lumber yard dropping off 20 bags of concrete said: s'posed to snow. about 22 hours ago from web |
I love being up at 8AM. It makes me feel like I'm one of the "people" who live in the "world". It's good for a few weeks before it's a drag. about 23 hours ago from web |
An old lesson re: sledgehammering. If you sledgehammer when you haven't sledgehammered recently, take it easy: sledgehammering reverberates. about 23 hours ago from web |
If you're going to hold your Glock all sideways and shit, don't expect to hit anything unless you're actually touching it with your barrel. 1:51 AM yesterday from web |
The movie time online doesn't match the ad, so I call. Recorded voice sends me back online. Homepage? Redirect. Ken? Lonny? meet Mohammed 9:06 PM Dec 11th from web |
I've been using swear words in my status updates today and, man, it's really liberated me. The "street" vernacular gets closer to the truth. 7:52 PM Dec 11th from web |