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Wanna have fun on a cruise ship? See an old woman and proclaim: "YAR! It be the sea-hag! Back fer more, are ye??!?" 10:53 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck |
Some bad plastic surgery here. I've seen women with "faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine." PS: I'm reading Terry Pratchett :) 7:16 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck |
No one on this ship seems to find my rakish street patois very amusing. I guess if I cant make friends, I might as well make enemies. 7:08 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck |
boooo the internet is blocking porn. I ask you: whats the point of bouncing internet signals off of satellites if I cant access xtube?!?! 7:04 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck |
kinda neat that Im in the middle of the ocean, no land in site, accessing wireless internet. sure its .40 per minute, but, weeeeeee! 6:57 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck |
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I could make a killing selling blackmarket Viagra on this cruise. This place is heaven for someone with an Estelle Getty fetish 9:13 AM Dec 19th from PocketTweets |
for the love of god and all that is holy, if this cruiseship doesn't have wireless, I'm going to scuttle it. Just u watch. 8:40 AM Dec 19th from PocketTweets |
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