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old people flirting. scary.
@davesnyder I know a few ppl who'd pay for that. if you ever need any heavies to break kneecaps, count me in.
god my internal clock is so messed up. I can't sleep at all.
Wanna have fun on a cruise ship? See an old woman and proclaim: "YAR! It be the sea-hag! Back fer more, are ye??!?"
Some bad plastic surgery here. I've seen women with "faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine." PS: I'm reading Terry Pratchett :)
No one on this ship seems to find my rakish street patois very amusing. I guess if I cant make friends, I might as well make enemies.
boooo the internet is blocking porn. I ask you: whats the point of bouncing internet signals off of satellites if I cant access xtube?!?!
kinda neat that Im in the middle of the ocean, no land in site, accessing wireless internet. sure its .40 per minute, but, weeeeeee!
events are eventuating!
I could make a killing selling blackmarket Viagra on this cruise. This place is heaven for someone with an Estelle Getty fetish
for the love of god and all that is holy, if this cruiseship doesn't have wireless, I'm going to scuttle it. Just u watch.
@mbarilla I'm from Vancouver. There's an obscene amount of snow there right now.
I think I'll spend a month or two here *giggle*
weather in FTL is GREAT!!!
@brianleroux I had the same conundrum recently.I ended up going into china town and buying some Jasmine Tea balls. They were a huge hit.
@Genuine you should talk to @luclatulippe he's a super talented designer/illustrator
@katemorris yes absolutely. If you DM me your email, Ill ping you when Im back from vacation and we can discuss :)
tigermoth aircraft hits a cow while landing in a field. crazy. http://tinyurl.com/3koujv
@Genuine mix it with jolly ranchers and 7-up and get high like the southern rappers do (a la Lil'Wayne) they call it 'slizzurp'. no joke.
@pork_pie I've been in pheonix all week. the weather has been shite. I'm off to FLA today and then leave for the islands tomorrow.
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