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privacy is dead. |
[AmyPhetamine.com] Little Smoker http://twurl.nl/sbp1xe |
[AmyPhetamine.com] London 1969 via Tatielle http://twurl.nl/y6sesg |
ME: is there *any* threat of violence with which you are comfortable? HER: [thinks] leaving me a cocoa? |
my fingers will bleed if i type anymore. |
logging into Facebook is like going to the mall to meet a bunch of friends for drinks at a lame chain restaurant. |
[AmyPhetamine.com] Mapple - The Simpsons http://twurl.nl/ebmwcy |
[AmyPhetamine.com] "A company of programmers produces code. A company of managers .. http://twurl.nl/dcc3bz |
[AmyPhetamine.com] How to Make a Fire With a Condom http://twurl.nl/gkimca |
[AmyPhetamine.com] Flickr’s Golden Age http://twurl.nl/ecrhz2 |
c17h21no4 was my gateway drug to @c8h10o2n4. |
how exactly did "LOL" become an abbreviation for "i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing on this Internet thing"? oh, i know! Loser On Line. |
proposing a one year moratorium on all uses of "LOL". (i'm in a tolerant mood. tonight.) |
overheard: "reading her tweets is like looking at roadkill." |
wondering how my girl can emote like a forlorn Dickens character simply by stirring MinuteMaid tapioca pudding on the stove. |
[AmyPhetamine.com] The (Mostly) True Story of Helvetica and the New York City... http://snipr.com/6lelt |
[AmyPhetamine.com] Cirque Du Soleil - Patton Oswalt http://twurl.nl/qg6pcn |
ME: "i do *not* want to be kissed by the entire Sesame Street ensemble, this morning." HER: "you sound like a really disturbing chew toy." |
my girl friend is playing violent footsie with me. |
rockin' out to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in the kitchen crankin' out some fuckin' ziti! turn it up! |
