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When it's a good thing your kid forgot to clean up after the dog. http://bit.ly/srA1 I thought this was amazing.
Did you catch the action video? http://tinyurl.com/ykv3p8 Oh, Marty. This will be yours!
This is gross. This is disgusting. This is Hilarious. I think my sister needs one. http://bit.ly/odPJ
@craftylilmomma Saw this silly tee shirt and thought of you http://bit.ly/qImF
Still shaking from 9am session w/personal trainer. But she said I have a good attitude. Hear that? I'm dying but I have a good attitude!
Aldi grocery is coming here. http://bit.ly/MXlH Do you have Aldi in your area? Is is good?
Wow! I'm sole heir to 5.5 M Pounds! I just need to contact a "barrister" in Hong Kong to collect! Nah. Just bring the millions to me Kthnx.
So if an itchy palm means money's coming, does an itchy belly mean food's coming? I sure hope so!
@minivanmom Is this the Freud action figure you were looking for? http://bit.ly/16XU4
@QueenofSpain Comparing levees to marketing plans? Years of shortsighted business mgt NOT a natural disaster that killed people.Perspective
Have come to the conclusion that Far Side Filofax covered in cat barf is no longer sufficient unto my disorganized needs.
Making mad dash to endo's ofc. for new paperwork, then hotfootin' it to my office to set up staff mtg. Hooray for staff lunch delivery!
@QueenOfShake get that little guy out in the snow!
@mamikaze The name & no. of the lab is on the paperwork. Grrr. but yes, good suggestion!
Waiting for Drs office to open so I can get new paperwork OR plot Spouse's demise. Nosy, grabby bugger!
So mad I'm spitting nails. Spouse took papers for MY labwork out of MY purse & lost them! .
Home from the gym. Ran 5k on treadmill. Smell awful, but too tired to shower. Thank goodness the dog doesn't mind the stench.
Obsessing over chairs instead of working. Some days I wonder why the boss keeps me around. Suspect it's part of a Help the Clueless program.
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