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Okay, that Andy Samberg video was the funniest one since the Ahmadinejad one last year.
Received the Christmas cards, if you haven't sent me your address yet, everybody I know, please do!
@lawade thanks so much for mentioning The Moth a couple of weeks ago, it's my new favourite podcast!
It's snowing! For years I bah humbugged the snow, but now I admit I love it!
Just got called an asshole by a really mean audience member.
If you are going to sing Beatles songs in Strawberry Fields, learn the words and put down the lyric sheets. Seriously.
Is this Take Your Dog Off the Lead Day? WHY ARE ALL THERE DOGS OFF LEASH TODAY?
What's with this cardinal I keep seeing in the park? It's December!
@heldincontempt wish you were my Mom, I love the Manilow! Of course, I think you're younger than me, so that would be tricky.
I'm sure I'm late to this party, but anyone who hasn't seen Prop 8 The Musical, watch it now! http://www.funnyordie.com/v...
Why does just the smallest amount of rain make traffic completely stop? And why did I leave the house so late?
@jincy man, if my cats were Twittering, it would just be sleeping. Sleeping more. Stop moving your legs so I can sleep.
Again, direct message me if you want a Christmas card, all of my addresses are toast.
I went back to sleep LIKE THAT! No lying awake wondering why I was up so early this morning, just blessed, blessed sleep. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
I was supposed to babysit at 8.30a, the alarm went off at 7a, I hit snooze twice, then saw there was a text message. Babysitting canceled!
I spend a couple of days not reading Twitter due to lack of time, and now I come back and the first five tweets are about favouriting. Wha?
To sleep at 3.20a, therefor awake at 7.50a? What the hell?
Gathering the Christmas list, send me a direct message with you address if you want a card!
I can sleep as late as I want this morning. Which, apparently, isn't past 8.30a.
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