I have to put on shoes to walk to the restroom. The pain! THE PAIN! 6:01 AM Dec 8th from web |
I don't want to iron a shirt, but I don't want to wear another sweater,either. 2:28 AM Dec 3rd from web |
I can't tell which one of the couple at the cafe in the Cymbalta ad is supposed to be depressed. They both look very sad. 4:31 PM Dec 2nd from web |
I'm the only non-assistant in the office, but I'm the only one who answers the phone. Grr. 9:45 AM Nov 12th from web |
|
|
I recognize the patterns in Press Your Luck. Squares 4 and 8 for extra spins, baby! 10:40 AM Oct 25th from web |
Need to get a haircut at my exclusive salon. It's not just a cut, it's a SUPERcut! 7:11 AM Oct 25th from web |
Bunch of new followers! Wish I had something interesting to tweet about. 5:40 AM Oct 25th from web |
Research, research, research. I'm awash in articles. 9:23 AM Aug 1st from web |
Dear YouTube: I have no more videos of Tokyo. I'm not in Tokyo anymore. Besides, my videos were horrendously dull. 4:16 PM Jul 30th from web |
If you put tuna into a shallow dish for your lunch, it looks disturbingly like you're having cat food. 10:35 AM Jul 30th from web |
Is it possible for a human being to go through life with no personality whatsoever? The most recent interviewee seems to indicate, YES 7:19 AM Jul 30th from web |
Achey. I pushed myself really really hard at the gym this morning. Why am I not Studly McMusclebound by now?!?! 4:40 PM Jul 29th from web |
Now I'm building an accounting/budgeting system. Eventually, I'll be running the office and everyone else can just watch TV all day. 12:31 PM Jul 28th from web |
Just found a nice 2.5-mile walk to take during my breaks. Up to Central, grab a soda, back down Broadway. Nice! 11:27 AM Jul 28th from web |
It's amazing that I manage to comment on some journals and the people to whom I'm commenting just can't see what I write, like, ever! 7:48 AM Jul 28th from web |
WALL-E rocked! I got my hair cut, and really had to restrain myself from asking to have it all buzzed off. Close, though. 2:13 PM Jul 27th from web |
Went running, went swimming, shopped for a car. A pretty full day, and we're going to go see WALL-E tonight! 2:01 PM Jul 26th from web |
I asked to take on about half of the job that my leaving co-worker did. I must be insane, but I don't trust anyone else to do it. 12:22 PM Jul 25th from web |