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Private jazz club party tonight. I ate. I drank. I'm tired. I'm hungry. Even though I just ate again. I wish I had some chocolate. |
My breath smells like a hefty bag full of bison assholes right now. This is a full-blown issue that I must deal with post haste. |
Half drunk on St. Germain cocktails (my new fav) at work and talking football. Look forward to next year's "Wash & Curl Bowl"! Huzzah! |
I've scarcely had a moment to myself for the past 2 weeks or so, yet here I am with the lonely bug. I've been spoiled by constant company. |
I am the Prince of the 3 AM visit to a shady Denny's. All hail. |
Woken up at 8:30 AM by friends banging on my door to go play in the snow with them. The SNOW. In New Orleans? Surely this is magic! |
Googling recipes for shoelace soup and hobo chili while I still have internet access. |
My interactions with my bank always leave me in the fetal position, thinking of new and exciting ways to die. Now, THAT'S customer service! |
Oh, hey! What's up, insomnia? Oh, not much? Just keeping me up all night? That's cool. But, here's the thing ... it's NOT cool! |
I've spent all night and morning throwing up Night Train. I believe this will go down as my first and LAST experience with bum wine. |
Any of you ever heard of masking fetish? I was alerted to its existence today. Google it. I'm pretty much guaranteeing you'll be horrified. |
I feel like I've been taxidermied ... and then pickled. And possibly deep fried. I guess "bad" would be the cliff note here. |
It's one of those McNuggets and Tussin kinda nights, y'all. |
I drank the PLANET this weekend. I'm not really hungover ... it's just that my soul feels like a shriveled bell pepper. I need to hibernate. |
Thanksgiving shall be spent alone, cooking whatever the hell I want. I can do that. Cause I'm a grownup. |
I have the worst headache in the history of heads or aches. I mean, this thing is fucking transcendent. Bed, please heal me. |
Funniest thing overheard today: "He peed in a jar to collect a welfare check". About to head to the dome for the Saints game. Who dat?! |
Few things are more frustrating in life than stepping on an acorn that doesn't break. |
When did EVERY single hip hop artist alive start using that awful vocoder effect? It's even on Kanye West's newest. That shit is ... shit. |
Zapp's Cajun Crawtators and boudin for lunch. I don't know who I'm fooling when I pretend I wouldn't miss this stuff |
