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I have to start thinking about buying new stationary. I need another eight-dollar archaeologist pen.
"He mixed beer with tea" - put it on my tombstone!
sitting at a gathering of feminists in the middle of campus. We're all doing _something_, I'm pretty sure.
@skinnyghost the redraw is a bit ridiculous, but it's awesome. Hyper Street Fighter II (the anniversary one) is still the best.
ew, god, I just unconsciously typed that out as if this were facebook.
Waiting for @marri to get to the maths/science building so he can know he's not waiting for an exam that isn't coming.
I get the first and last3 seconds of father & son by cat Stevens on my iPod. It's like theft. Emotional theft.
In journalism, posing all cool for ladies
@melissagira it's not the word of the day any more, but I'll bet you can fit in "pudendum."
here's my obligatory "I just finished my presentation in class, and its controversial material went over well" tweet. Keep your barf off me.
Gunna cook yam/asparagus tonight - but I have to google how.
Class evaluation: next year, full access to the ball pit
planning my portrait of @superfoo. Portrait trades = amazing!
once a month I have to put Mandy on repeat and die a little. Crying on the inside itches.
... making the community feel far larger than the 150 in the hall; like we're all part of some vast wintering army."
listening to led zeppelin after drop shots - inspired. someone show me to my fucking bed.
I just introduced phrenology into a short story the whole class is contributing to. It really didn't need it, but it really did. You know?
Saw ohbijou last night. Or, at least, the Simon that was born from beer and elation did. He's decomposing fast into puke and sweat inside me
@tomippen I gave you free beer?! what the hell is wrong with me
just came out of a workshop. They liked it, which was annoying - I feel like the monkey retard to whom lower standards are applied.
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