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9:45 am, Western Avenue: Saw man in red Santa suit w/ yellow trim and matching yellow fur pimp hat. Alas, but I could not get his photo.
Hot! Hot! It must be extra cold out this morning b/c the radiators have gone into Bikram Yoga mode...
This a.m. we passed a bus with a giant Tale of Desperaux ad on it. Sight of very convincingly moist-looking mouse nose still haunts us.
Truth be told, getting a little sick of the turkey smell now.
Carcass stock cooking away. House smells TURKEYLICIOUS.
@danathedana I'm about to make stock, too!
Finished dinner but realized I am not wearing my eatin' pants. Excuse me while I change!
Also, I forgot how a raw turkey is full of all these secret bonus prizes. Neck! Bags of goodies! Chunks of ice!
I don't think I'm a germaphobe, but somehow prepping the turkey turns me into the Boy in the Fucking Bubble with OCD. MUST WASH HANDS AAHH
Two sides done and turkey is going in soon. Cooking, listening to Alice's Restaurant on WXRT, and watching dog show. Holy shit, this is fun!
Time to make some motherfucking turkeyfood!!!
Why does peeling butternut squash make your hands all lizardy? I cannot shake hands with you, for I am grotesquely afflicted!
Snow ho ho!!! I should not be so giddy about it, really.
I think I've finished all my Thanksgiving shopping. Don't think I'll need anything else I can't get at the little hoody corner store...
@thatsmybix OMG HURRY GET ONE NOW
@El_Sienko We're hitting Costco after work, in case you're craving free samples of chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.
OH HAI I updated this morning: http://www.poundy.com/
It's that time of the week.
@jenfoo Holy shit! Please be OK. Fingers crossed.