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If an Xmas tree falls in your living room and everyone's in the TV room, does anyone hear it? Answer: apparently not.
Hm. Our downtown is not super packed with holiday shoppers. Doubleplusungood.
Oh no! My rolling pin is missing. Now I HAVE to go to Sur La Table and buy another! Wah wah wah.
Great run this morning, followed by screaming, whining children at home. Makes me want to go out and run a LOT.
@donmelton Errrr...does it get more fun if a particular person is screaming at you during said mtg?
Met new personal trainer today. Had ass kicked more than I expected, and that was just from learning the routines. Am happy with trainer.
Tis the season: right now I'm baking brownies, and soon it will be cacao nib & sea salt shortbread!
Me: "I'm changing my name to Vicki.". Mary Ann: "Oh no. You're a Candy or a Taffy."
@kmeisner Soon enough she will be asking for a cell phone. And if she's like my kid, she'll insist on an iPhone while she's at it.
And #3 is indeed a mofo'ing doozy.
@falvesjr No need to spread the annoyance with details. Suffice to say: if I didn't have kids, the drinking would have commenced.
If bad news comes in threes, today's #3 is gonna be a doozy.
Sez the podiatrist: "No wonder that hurts. The nail's adhered to the skin." Then he lasered the nail off
I have now done the bills. Darin has taken a shipment of stuff to Goodwill. It's like we've accomplished stuff this weekend.
Today is totally a flavored latte kind of day. Okay, still not getting the whipped cream, but that doesn't belong on the latte anyhow.
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