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@urbandictionary Snowmaphrodite. Put it next to Phelpsed as "AWESOME WORDS BY @mooshinindy" You're welcome.
Snowmaphrodite. Totally submitting that to @urbandictionary.
@ontheupside We used them all for our lopsided hard hat wearing leaf covered snowmanphrodite.
@AnissaMayhew More like cold toes up my butt, fuzzy hair in the mouth and elbow in the eye socket, kid had dead on aim when she's alseep.
93% sure that my kid is too good to be true. Or mine. Although her love of eye rolling assures me that she is, in fact, mine.
To you fools who miss snow? Yer damn right to miss it. It's a freaking rite of passage into the holidays.
My dad's favorite part of his birthday was seeing how excited the moosh got when he opened his present from her. Pure bliss.
Giant sleeping kid asleep IN. MY. BED. Little sneak. Do I move her or relish this tender chance to snuggle? Move her. Right.
@whoorl P.S. My boobs are too big to every have any Hanky Panky. Heh.
I thought they found that little girl alive. Not dead. Meh.
Going to dinner tonight at the Brazilian Meat Festivus restaurant. God bless my innards to be good a digesting tonight.
@whoorl Fellow geriatric here.
It's my daddy's birthday. the moosh got him an mermaid/Ariel statue "fish toy" for his big fish tank. SHE'S STOKED. Let's hope he is.
@cutiebootycakes Thanks. Heh, would have been nice had I figured that out in the first place.
Suck. Okay, totally lost the spirit of sharing but http://www.galleywinter.com... look for the Hard Times article. Okay? kthxbai
So happy to have my inbox and my blog back to myself. PHEW.
@jyl_mommygossip My family is all here. Grew up here. Can't stay away from here.
@BackpackingDad Haz u seen mai noze? I win.
@jyl_mommygossip It's the little kid's birthday party on Saturday. Much merriment already planned. Have fun though!
@redneckmommy Dude, just hung up the phone with him. Wife was in on it too.
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