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El_Sienko
El_Sienko Baby on first floor wailing like he's at the gates of Hell. Bad day to be 0.5 y.o., I guess.
Lyn Never
LynNever cordial cherries are evil. cordial, but evil.
Kelly Allistone
kellykba @lawade Without the airbrushing, she's all ego and gristle.
David Brownlee
chrysostom @jenfoo well, i respect and admire you but you're really putting me on the spot here.
drinkaweek
drinkaweek Just found a post I started working on quite some time ago. Wondering if I should finish it. Like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
mopie
mopie @jenfoo Try "I HAVE ON-BOARDED DEEP HATRED FOR YOUR INCENTIVIZING. KINDLY INSTANTIATE YOUR ASS OUT OF MY TOUCHBASE BEFORE I LEVERAGE YOU."
Becca31Oct
Becca31Oct I just couldn't buy the pre-lit fake tree. It looked too perfect. My tree needs to look like the elves got drunk and decorated it.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
HalfPintIngalls @knittaplease Well, Ma used to say, "Married in black, you'll wish yourself back." But married with a bustle? YOUR MAN WILL HAVE MUSCLE.
Charlie Jane Anders
charliejane this week's sensationalistic sf weekly cover story doesn't just push your buttons... it mashes all of them, like a toddler in an elevator.
mopie
mopie Carpool music seems to be Jesus reggae. Get ready for salvation, mon.
mopie
mopie @iangoulash: "If your birds had a Twitter account, all their tweets would say 'TWEET!' And there would be one every second."
Laura Ingalls Wilder
HalfPintIngalls Such madness in town on Friday! 14 people at Harthorn's store! Then again maybe the crowds wouldn't be so bad if we didn't all have bustles.
PastaQueen
pastaqueen I can tell I have a lot on my mind because my brain feels smooshed.
Lauren
lillowen At internet cafe, researching zoos to determine which one will be most likely to allow me to hug a koala.
annesays
annesays Chachi has a new boyfriend in Prospect Park. He's a terrier named Benny and today was their 3rd date. It's getting serious.
mopie
mopie My recipe is great except for the part where I can't seem to make instant oats. The additional ingredients are gold, though, Jerry. Gold!
monkeytoe
monkeytoe @mopie I found you by swimming a violent huge ocean looking for mercy.
mopie
mopie Grading: "The blog webs do not anticipate the quality of the post, it is merely a violent huge ocean without mercy towards the swimmers."
Matthew Baldwin
matthewbaldwin Hopefully the "major character is replaced by a black man" thing will last longer for America than it did for Iron Man or Green Lantern.
Wil Wheaton
wilw Some aspects of reality may have recently been altered for comedic effect. Talk to your doctor to see if a sense of humor is right for you.
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