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Go to Gustafson Motors and ask for Mr. Lundegaard; he'll take care of you: http://tinyurl.com/5jgaxt
At the car dealership. I hear they can knock $200 off the price of that Tru-Coat!
Going back to the dealership today, but I need a Bad Cop to be my wingman. I just want to hand over a pile of money and get a car.
Best line in Showgirls? "It must be weird not having anybody come on you."
@ellisbell That may be the best Twitter I have ever seen. Am so happy
@Thornacious The best part is that it was something @iangoulash said in the midst of our Les Miserables acapella singalong in the car.
One year my company didn't have the Xmas card proofread. Good news: It had only two words. Bad news: Those words were "Happy Hoildays."
"He's just not that into you, Eponine! Get over it!"
@ellisbell Lanesplitter. We looooooooove Lanesplitter. But we haven't tried Pie in the Sky! Where is it?
@kimreed It's probably Monday in Belgium, anyway.
@kimreed See, I am drunk! I didn't even notice today wasn't Monday. I was like "whatever, more Belgian beer please."
@kimreed This might be the beer talking, but right now I want to grab you by the shoulders and say GIIIIIRLFRIEND, I FEEL YOUR PAIN. Sigh.
@kimreed How many times can I say "YOU NEED TOPIC SENTENCES"? For the LOVE of GOD people. Aaah. I feel better. I am on my fourth beer.
Reading the rough drafts of these final papers makes me feel like kind of a bad teacher. HAVE THEY LEARNED NOTHING?!
Just discovered I can get two slices of the best pizza in town made to order in four minutes. Three blocks from home. Uh oh.
I'm trying to boil a pot of water and it has just begun sizzling ominously. Is it possible to actually burn water? I seem to be doing it.
Overheard: "He is the most inspiring teacher I ever had. He just walks in with his tambourine and starts playing."
"A heart, dove, ying yang and the color green are some types of symbols people use to describe situations or issues." And...grading done.
My coffee is delicious, my mechanic is awesome, and my sesame seed bagel is extra-crispy. Not bad for a Monday.
12 papers down, 12 to go. Hugh Grant is wiggling his ass. (Er, but I'm not watching the porn version. I don't think.)
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