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Goulash feels my workplace is boring. And needs kittens.
@mopie oh no! How did you ever get your car out?
@mopie and @ellisbell I'll just stick to Beef Burkey with a side of tortna crips.
@selila Thanks for the tip! Here's another fits-on-a-pinhead summary from IFC, of Reefer Madness: "Young people try marijuana."
IFC movie description of the day: "Three unemployed men wander aimlessly and drink." Hell yes!
"Four Christmases" got a 24% tomato reading, beating "Fred Claus" by 3%! At this rate, Vince Vaughn will make a decent Xmas movie in 2024.
Fuming at Twitter: Aggregate, damn you, aggregate! FAIL WHALE.
Debating whether the mock spelling of "stupid" should be "stoopid" or "stuped." I like the latter!
Someone dragged a Porta-Potty down our street, creating a "literal" river of shit.
Wondering how "Hinterland, I looked up a ruler warning of all the field gallery caught using" got in my Google search box.
Waiting for Split Pea Seduction to change the pie-of-the-day flavor. And waiting.
@gregory_geiger - any time -- and I might need a refresher tour of a certain state capital!
Playing SF tour guide to @sarahjanet and friend. With me, that means food. And tea!
Twitter is stuck in time for me. Fail whale!
Finally, a truly post-Harold and Kumar country!
Wanted: new thing to read about, listen about, talk about, think about. Position available beginning Wednesday.
Ptery! Happy birthday number zero!
Ptery?
In 6 days I want to e-mail my relatives in GA: "Hi! I've been assigned by the new Obama regime to take your guns away! And your bibles!"
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