Leftover chinese food for breakfast: maybe not the best idea. My guts are making scary, scary sounds. 32 minutes ago from web |
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How have I failed to realize before now that Aurora Greenway IS my mother, only more direct and funnier? 5:44 PM Dec 13th from web |
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I am going to bitch-slap Mister Boogers if he doesn't STOP picking fights with cats who are minding their own business, sleeping on my desk. 2:10 PM Dec 12th from web |
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I have had it with the goddamn rain, and the cats are pissing me off. Someone's about to get hurt AND IT'S NOT ME. 10:31 AM Dec 11th from web |
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I fought to get the fire restarted, and now I'm realizing it's over 50 outside. How badly do we need a fire when it's in the 50s out there? 9:56 AM Dec 8th from web |
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Oh my shit, I hit "reply" instead of "forward" and didn't realize it 'til I'd sent it. ::dying:: I am an asshole. 8:43 AM Dec 8th from web |
Truly, Open Office, I loathe you far more than I thought I could loathe any kind of software ever. YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF. 8:25 AM Dec 8th from web |
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How does one pronounce Julianne Hough's last name? Surely it's not really "ho"? 10:52 AM Dec 7th from web |
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