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If you ask yourself "Do I suck?" and your name happens to be Time Warner Cable, I'm afraid your answer must be "Why, yes. Yes I do." |
Hmmm. A children's author who hates children? That's an interesting schtick. I might have chosen a different angle, personally. |
Go to Laura Numeroff book signing, or sit on my lazy ass all day? Decisions, decisions |
@shannonk Perhaps buttplugs are this year's trendy gift and are on everyone's list. Buttplugs are 2008's Tickle Me Elmo. |
I'm four days into my winter beard. Or "beard", really. It looks like I need to wash my face. |
Schuyler has an appointment for a Sleep Deprived EEG on January 5th. So does that mean I have to keep her up all night? Monster movies! |
The neurologists' office called back to make an appointment. I shall suspend my wicked powers of Snotty Entitled Dadliness. For now. |
@alibee Is it a cool place? My spies have yet to report back to me. |
@alibee Sorry, no "they", just me. |
@jenfoo Perhaps it's time for me to get another tattoo as well. SF ink party! |
Book signing event in San Francisco, Feb. 13. Details to come, woo! |
Oh, silly neurologists who won't return my calls to make an appointment. Treat my kid like a number, and I shall make you famous. Try me. |
"This conduct would make [Abraham] Lincoln roll over in his grave." Thanks for clarifying that, CNN. I thought they meant Ted Lincoln. |
Me and this day? Not getting along so far. |
Up and showered, dressed and leaving for work at 6am? It seems like a success story, and yet feels like failure. |
Tonight's crazyass weather was both scary and a little bit cool, in the way that tornados can be cool when you rent rather than own. |
Holy crap, all the tornado alarms are going off. They sound like angry ghosts. |
December seems like a weird time of the year for a big monster thunderstorm to roll through. Are these the End of Days? Funky |
@jenfoo I thought that said "candles". I was about to agree. |
Just read a report of polymicrogyria identified by ultrasound at 27 weeks. "These are the days of miracles and wonders..." Sing it, Paul. |
