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Make fun all you want, but goddammit, I worked hard, I paid off the mortgage, and sometimes I really do want you all to get off my lawn. 12:43 PM Oct 26th from web |
Learning that a complete stranger thinks I'm a dick should be one of those things to which I say "Pff, whatever."
It's not, though. 10:44 AM Oct 26th from web |
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Nothing makes you feel like a man like taking a door off its hinges to move furniture.
A tired, grouchy man who never wants to move again. 9:32 AM Oct 26th from web |
Between the sirens and the car alarms and the crazy people who yell on my street in the middle of the night, I'm starting to hate this city. 8:25 AM Oct 26th from web |
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Is it just me, or has Sinfest gotten pretty fucking self-important lately? 5:51 AM Oct 26th from web |
Bullies are important. Because years later we look back and think to ourselves, "I don't wanna be that guy."
Hell yes, this is a metaphor. 5:17 AM Oct 26th from web |
Dear ex-friend: I'm sure you care deeply about your pet political issue. I don't. Stop spamming me about it. Signed, a non-dickhead. 5:39 PM Oct 25th from web |
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You know, I really admire the way last week's "House" tackled homosexual romance so maturely.
And Wilson and House are so cute together. 12:10 PM Oct 25th from web |
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In other news, when did Alanis Morissette become the lead singer of Evanescence? 7:05 AM Oct 25th from web |
iTunes' so-called "Genius" kicked off my "Wouldn't It Be Nice" playlist with "We Didn't Start the Fire." Why do I even have that song? 7:04 AM Oct 25th from web |
Feeling old today. I looked at the "top albums" list on iTunes, and the only name I recognized was Metallica. 7:01 AM Oct 25th from web |
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