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@penelopegaines oh dang Penelope I did not notice you were on here! Sorry, I shoulda followed you sooner. |
@dorabianchi man making fun of Pitchfork is SO two years ago |
There needs to be a word for "I recognize that [band name] is critically acclaimed, and rightfully so, but I still don't like them." |
Wow, I can hear @hanneloreEC squealing in glee through the ceiling. |
Another day, another dollar ($.76 after taxes) |
See my previous tweet! |
@dorabianchi B===D~~~ |
@dorabianchi I'll do your underwear drawer baby unf unf unf |
Crisis resolved. Amazed at @hanneloreec 's laundry folding skills. Like Escher origami couture. |
@dorabianchi hang on I'm gonna go up there and try and calm her down |
guys is Hanners folding socks I can't tell from her Tweets they are really vague |
@dorabianchi from now on it shall be called Bloody Horror Week |
@fayewhitaker (okay yeah I did get embarrased) |
@fayewhitaker then we high-fived and it was AWESOME |
@fayewhitaker no I looked her in the eye and said "the tissues are for my nose, the lotion is for my hands, and the condoms are for FUCKING" |
wait hang on...what DID it look like? |
CVS purchase: tissues, hand lotion, box of condoms. Didn't even realize what it looked like until the cashier started giggling. |
goddamnit now I have to go buy more condoms |
Pintsize covered every doorknob, faucet, and handle in the apartment with condoms. SPERMICIDALLY LUBRICATED CONDOMS. |
@fayewhitaker You have bad luck with household appliances already. Don't push it! |
