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@focuspuller I keep poking things to get more information. When I do that, I just end up with holes in the device. This technology baffles.
@embereye Just a newspaper in general. My mother still hasn't figured out that I have already read all of the stories before she gets them.
…This thing looks a lot like the internet, only it's made of paper, and more out of date. My mother keeps clipping things from it.
@02mytwi01 Why thank you! I hope you won't be too brokenhearted when season 3 ends and I take a month off. So… much… pressure…
@blinkingline Almost all of the dreams had at least one person in it, vaguely, but ignoring me. Enhanced loneliness. Like being a ghost.
…lonely dreams. Nearly crippling. I am NOT feeling jolly, no.
@jostewart Does this mean if we leave them in the fridge long enough they'll turn into potato-bacon cheese? Because that sounds delicious.
@MaryEllen So by your reckoning, the amazing mashed potatoes from Thanksgiving are… off limits.
…How long do mashed potatoes keep? Is there some sort of chart I can consult?
@warrenellis hoping to bathe the squirrel hearts that power my computer in enough adrenaline to be able to render video without seizing up.
…I expect this day to be a mad rush. Except, you know, only after it's edited down to three minutes.
…phone battery dying. Forgot to bring book to work. No heat. Shivering and bored.
@chrislamb You posted fewer moves. However, you were actively engaged enough to tweet about one of them; must call Jo the lazy victor.
@embereye Crif Dogs?! JEALOUSY.
@laurennmcc Is it doing a thing where it displays sites as a white page with a single column of plaintext and no images? Then yes.
@jostewart @chrislamb So far, I'd say y'all are tied. I automatically lose by virtue of the fact that I have to go to work in an hour.
…Okay, 3 hours up for grabs. Do I devote it to input or output? Hm.
…Dear internet connection, Please stop sucking. Your pal, Jones.
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