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@MaryEllen But it is a conundrum. Wrapped in an enigma. Wrapped in bacon.
@MaryEllen Don't actually want to get fired.
I have a good, high quality box here, and nothing to put in it. Conundrum.
@MaryEllen Every day should start that way.
@Twitterkins You have mastered another lost art. Your commitment is to be commended.
Damn, Fauxlbermann tonight.
Slow, slow day today.
@chardinsmith Peanut blossoms, if it's not too late to vote. Those and date pinwheels are my favorites.
Friday. Phew. It... is Friday... right?
It is payday. Woo. And also, Hoo.
I am looking forward to not being broke. I assume that will happen at some point.
Bleargh. Not at all well.
It is nasty out.
Man, I really need new headphones. They don't make them like they used to.
@MaryEllen You were totally harshing her buzz. Or something.
@MaryEllen That is very mean. You are a mean motherbleeper.
@MaryEllen I seem to recall Duran Duran cheez with Roger Moore James Bond overtones.
The T manages to include all the worst parts of public transportation in one easy to use package.
MBTA orange line all fuxxord
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