me: I know how we can spend that Walmart gift card - the Batman movie you won't shut up about!
her: *blink*
neighbor: Good effort! about 21 hours ago from web |
I am, what they call in some circles, a freaking genius. Of course, those circles are small, with padded walls. 8:59 AM Dec 12th from web |
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To anyone who's taken an extra warm bath, peed, rinsed your hair, *then* remembered the pee. Ha Ha! Glad I've never done that! 8:57 PM Nov 28th from twitterrific |
Today, I vow to not tweet about turkey. Damn the inherent paradox! 9:22 AM Nov 27th from web |
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i thought i became a geek so i DIDN'T HAVE TO HELP USERS! 7:17 AM Sep 11th from web |
Re: Corporate Toilet Paper Dispensers: Pull the top and bottom roll in sync == 2-PLY!! Now all I need is a pocket quilting machine 7:36 AM Sep 9th from web |
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