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Just opened the 23 year Black Maple Hill Rye Kristin got me as a gift.
Hi dear, how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as it is my great pleassure to contact you in having communication
Opening an '04 Jordan Cab and eating a big NY Steak.
watching angel island burn away.
Eating the Delucci Special next to two dozen vintage Ferraris while the Blue Angels fly overhead.
eating olives, cheese, and a selection of Italian meats.
at the Luxor, Las Vegas. I can see 64 ceiling cameras without turning my head.
Playing my first Bocce game of the season.
holy fucking shit. La Trappe has an amazing fucking burger. Once again I am blown away by the burger and the beer.
drinking meantime IPA in the park.
blew out the crotch on my favorite jeans.
Wooooooohoooooo!! ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!!
Drinking Poperings Hommel at La Trappe.
Bro don't waste time.
Once I received a letter and decided to try it. The result was unexpected. My main problem was solved and now I am happy happy happy.
I was afraid that she would tell me about it and left me once it had happened. I was depressed and always thought how I can change my life.
Chap, you must know it! I had an intimate trouble. My bell-ropewas too small that I feel shy when I did it with my wife .
@jeffday: where did you get it, you asshole? I wanted to gift you one.
considering whether or not to try some of the OSTRICH JERKY that someone left in the kitchen.