Who HAS A thuMB and AN INDEX finger & IS QUEEn of the inaADVERTent foNT size CHANGe? THIS girl! WOO, learning THE toucHPAD finger MOVEMents! about 3 hours ago from web |
What he said was,"They're just screwing in the screws." What I heard was,"They're just screwing w/you." &yet my reply was still,"OK, great!" about 8 hours ago from txt |
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Fire inspectors going thru entire building, beeping one smoke detector at a time. Group effort. Nods of approval after each successful beep. about 12 hours ago from txt |
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The friendliness going on right now at Kinko's is almost frightening. I swear,it's like we've all been drugged. Unnatural. No, YOU go first! 3:50 PM Dec 11th from txt |
"Yeah, you got it. And soon you won't have no neck at all."- No-necked gentleman instructing necked gentleman at the calf raise machine 9:26 AM Dec 11th from web |
"This icing on my hands? It's so sad.There was a cave-in@ the GingerbreadEstate. Recovery efforts got desperate. Note the icing on my face." 1:28 PM Dec 10th from web |
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Woke up 20min before alarm & gave myself a quick but motivational"seconds before the buzzer" rally speech calling for my very best sleeping. 6:21 AM Dec 10th from web |
It's comforting to know these $.99 nailclippers come w/a lifetime guarantee& delightful to think somewhere, someone has taken them up on it. 10:07 PM Dec 9th from web |
Giant flatscreen neighbors got a gorgeous Christmas tree. Thoughtful window positioning of things I do not have must be how they show love. 4:52 PM Dec 9th from web |
Errands & Lunch II: This time, it's financial(-ly backed).This film,the 2nd in its series,attempts a bold genre switch frm comedy to action. 2:16 PM Dec 9th from web |
In the parking lot lamenting how having my wallet with me probably would have facilitated this whole run errands & pick up some lunch thing. 1:52 PM Dec 9th from txt |
"Hear me, my tweeps! I am tired. My DM box is full & messy. From where the trash cans now stand, I will DM no more forever."-Chief Joseph(?) 10:44 PM Dec 8th from web |
The owner of the Ford F-350 in our parking lot has a sticker that says he's proud to be an American. We know, sir. We know. 1:09 PM Dec 8th from web |
Until I can find the manual for the new phones they just gave us, that little blinking voicemail light shall be my own personal dance party. 7:40 AM Dec 8th from web |
I'm embarrassed about what we've done to the word "intelligence." 2:08 PM Dec 5th from web |
Science at its finest: They are building a temporary ice skating rink in the cafeteria. 10:20 AM Dec 5th from web |
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