You know what's awesome about combing through a 250MB log file for errors? NOTHING. 6:59 AM Dec 12th from web |
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I'm trying to take a picture of myself that doesn't bring to mind words like "deranged" and "sociopath". It's distressingly difficult. 2:27 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
My dream is to one day unintentionally use "malapropism" in place of a similar sounding word, thus causing the English language to implode. 12:57 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
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I'm warming to the Google Reader redesign. Easier on the eyes, and being able to collapse sections is unexpectedly awesome. 7:35 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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They're playing Tom Waits music at my Starbucks. Fairly tame, non-insane Tom Waits music, but still. It's awesome and weird. 2:58 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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Operationalize: my new most unfavorite word. "-ize" is like a lexical tumor. It's a suffix of mass destruction. It must be stopped. 10:45 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterFox |
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Here's a financial headline I'd love to see: "Stocks plummet because I don't know why." Really, it's the only honest thing to say. 10:07 AM Dec 1st from TwitterFox |
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The story seems to have settled into a style that manages to parody Faulkner, McCarthy, *and* Hemingway. Badly. I'm absurdly proud of this. 5:26 AM Nov 23rd from twitterrific |