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Note to self: when hot grocery cashier asks if you are baking some cookies tonight, you don't need to mention they are for an AA meeting. 5:16 PM Nov 3rd from web |
my ex's new love interest has abs that look painted on. Thanks, God! You asshole. 4:20 PM Nov 3rd from web |
hanging out with someone who has similar problems is either really stupid or remarkably insightful. I'm gonna go with stupid. 9:52 AM Oct 30th from web |
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the beef wrath has crossed into Oh Fuck That Was A Bad Mussel Wasn't It territory, inching towards Get Me The Fuck Home NOW. 12:48 PM Oct 17th from web |
Ate the bone-in full-size filet and mussels @ Boboquivari's as belated bday dinner. Feeling the wrath now; will possibly never eat again. 9:56 AM Oct 17th from web |
Been listening to Greg Dulli all day. Now I want to push a woman, get violently drunk, scream and cry. 5:45 PM Oct 16th from web |
The downside to working at Apple is when people's AIM status is "p *((void**)($ebp + 8 ))" and you don't get the joke and feel kind of dumb. 10:13 AM Oct 16th from web |
I found a pair of antlers in the street. Brought them home, cause, free antlers, but god only knows what I'll do with them now. 8:52 PM Oct 15th from web |
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last time I met bf's parents, they informed me that they sponsored a child from my country, showed me a picture and asked if I knew her. 10:18 AM Oct 7th from web |
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Google my username and "doing rails off a hooker" appears on the first page. My mother would be so proud. 4:26 PM Oct 2nd from web |
Some days you wake up just knowing some serious shit is going to go down. 8:53 AM Sep 29th from web |
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Leaving All Tomorrows Parties @ 5AM and most people are still partying like it's 10 PM 5:57 AM Sep 22nd from txt |
I would love to get a figure on how many kgs of cocaine were consumed at this event. 1:52 AM Sep 22nd from txt |