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@roseline55 Love. Thank you for requesting an update. |
I hate hospitals. |
@lazybastid Done and done. Now to sharpen my spiked heels |
@roseline55 The poem, dumbass. It's in a letter I wrote to you. And I read it out loud when we had our little letter-reading pow-wow. |
@roseline55 You knew you wanted me when I read it out loud. Tell me that wasn't totally hot. |
Anyone looking to hire a personal muse and/or ball-buster? |
p.s. @roseline I GOT YOU ON THIS THING, MOTHERFUCKER! Kudos? |
Cheers to The Maxx. One of my favorite things ever. Also, for those of you who don't know, I am resigning from my job in 5 or 6 hours. |
@outbox I'm so glad you're alive. Happy anniversary of that. |
@graemem Kate loves the way you fail. |
"Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen." |
Generational gap: My 21-year old friend Donnie has never had anyone say to him, "Shut the fuck up, Donnie."
Baffling. |
@lazybastid @graemem I'm thrilled that everyone blames Graeme. All feels right with the world. |
@graemem @lazybastid Okay, that made no sense. Molly is obviously insane. But only borderline insane. Not full on balls-out insane. |
@graemem @lazybastid Lose-lose situation: Coldplay regains power even when it's NOT mentioned. Like vampires sleeping in their coffins. |
@graemem I really think @Lazybastid could do without the encouragement. |
@Lazybastid Good grief. How many jack and cokes can one man drink in a single morning? |
"Molly, television was designed for morons. So you really have no excuse to be be confused. Moron." |
Dear Ms. Landers: When you are gyrating sweatily, is it proper to - oh, nevermind. |
