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@JOSHBOT Dude! You rule. Freebee or do I owe you $$$? Have fun tonight! xoxo
Just gave the neighborhood bum some of my old porn. It all started when he asked me how to hook up a DVD player. Gave him 'Ass Worship 5' :D
@onelouderash Good fucking idea. just got me a cold frosty one. the night just got better this SF Weekly is gonna be that much more fun. :)
made some gay porn today. wiped off my second dick here at the armory. director threatened to steal me away from fucking machines. NO WAY!!
wolves in the throne room.... holy shit. Doesn't really go with drawing PFunk but who cares. I love it.
did the unthinkable. got the new iphone. i love it.
eating PB Cap'n Crunch. With coooooooooooooooooold milk. Can anyone say "yum"?
Bugging Fin at his desk, trying to get him to join the twitt... Hi @iamfivestar!!
And my promise to twitter more @onelouderash & @jamessime.. here you go. Ya know, a funny thing happened to me today at work
Still up and ready crash. Wrapping up Shock It's first flier for PR's sake. KFJC streaming is keeping me awake. I heart you so much KFJC.
Wall-E is perhaps the most beautifully crafted movie I've seen in a long while. PS got2squirt green robot jizz on Bobbi Star the other day.
Just saw Wall-E for the third time. It gets more beautiful with each viewing. Love in 1s and 0s.
Just shot my first milk enema footage today. Flower Tucci and Dana DeAngelo sprayed their milky ass-love in this guy's face. Too much fun!!!
Well, it's official. I got my dream job. Filming and editing robots fucking chicks. I'm speechless
Reveling in post Iron Man giddiness. There is some major bad-assery afoot
Working on bad-ass Boba Fett-esq helmets for Triple Cobra video(and procrastinating by twittering
Gathering Ladytron data
Reminiscing about last weekend. Hanging out with Chappelle in my X's car. Watching random people grow wide-eyed when they see who's driving.
Looking forward to picking up my new Orange Zootsuit from the tailor. I've always wanted one and now it is reality
About to watch my new Dark Crystal 25th Anniversary dvd. YAY! Oh, I'm as happy as a little girl!
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