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Max generally loves to dance. What Max does NOT love is dancing to the Dixie Chicks. He must still think they're unpatriotic. 8:19 AM Dec 6th from web |
Look, friend, I'm not going to any party that features Trader Jose premium lager. Just buy the Corona. 6:06 PM Dec 3rd from web |
It's sort of funny when you give your 2 1/2 year old sour cream for dippin' and he gobbles it up with a spoon. Hell, it's what I want to do! 6:00 PM Dec 3rd from web |
Thanksgiving was a nice break, but I'm not sure I'm game for teaching another 3 weeks (unless the curriculum includes hockey and snacks). 7:21 PM Nov 30th from web |
Wearing a tie, a sweater, & nice pants because today's the day I'm finishing Gears of War 2. Gotta look dapper for life's important moments. 11:03 AM Nov 30th from web |
Nothing like a late night energy drink to aid in the killing of locust hordes. Tip of the hat to you, gamer fuel! 9:05 PM Nov 29th from web |
The decisions I make...I could be in Palm Springs right now; instead, I am at home watching the E True Hollywood Story of Sandra Bullock. 7:19 AM Nov 29th from web |
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Is it wrong that I added the Star Trek movie premier to my calendar? Now, where did I put those Vulcan ears 3:12 PM Nov 17th from web |
Today I realized that if I'm going to work out in the mornings, I need to go to bed shortly after Max. Good thing I have no social life! 6:56 PM Nov 16th from twitterrific |
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You know you have an amazing wife when missing her is the reason you can't force yourself to stay late at work (even though you're swamped). 1:39 PM Nov 13th from twitterrific |
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Wondering if Sarah plans to surprise me with Olive Garden tonight. Mmm, soup and salad and fake Italian food. 10:03 AM Nov 12th from twitterrific |
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Yes, Mr. President, I'll serve as your Chief of Staff. My first duty will be to bring you a midnight snack. Let's go halfsies on a pie. 9:35 PM Nov 4th from twitterrific |
Feeling relieved -- I think we're finally going to be able to put the last 8 years behind us. 8:13 PM Nov 4th from web |
Does Joe the Plumber blink as often as McCain? Also, do you know that if you go to joetheplumber.com, you get to see a cartoon butt crack? 8:38 PM Oct 15th from web |