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Helping my son with his homework is frustrating. His procrastination is keeping me from getting back to procrastinating. about 8 hours ago from web |
The smiling couple on this xmas card is sending "all their love." Can we accept if we don't know who they are? about 8 hours ago from web |
IL Lt. Gov. Quinn on Meet the Press is doing everything short of mispronouncing Blagojevich's name to distance himself from the Gov. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck |
We hope the lump of coal in the stocking threat works on 2 levels: you’ll get no presents and what you do get will destroy the environment.... about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck |
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Online banking and bill paying like all good horor show situations achieves full evil power from the fact that no one can hear you scream 11:08 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck |
I know the people that come in the empty frames better than the children on all these Xmas cards. 10:25 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck |
Boy the font the gas company uses to write Discontinuance Notice is really ugly. And that blazing red color. Ghastly. I'm not paying. 6:08 AM Dec 13th from txt |
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Organizers trying to bring the Olympics to Chicago in ’16 are making the best of the Blogo news: expletive toss will now be a medal sport 11:51 AM Dec 12th from TweetDeck |
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Spokesman for Blagojavich says the gov. hopes to "return to normalcy.” He’s at 180 expletives an hour, but will be up to full pace soon 3:09 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck |
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My son lost his first tooth today. We just lifted it from under his pillow and left him a U.S. Senate seat. 8:01 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck |
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say, On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day. After the 10th playing it's also the sound of an imminent rampage 5:31 PM Dec 10th from web |
I have returned home with a box of cupcakes and no keys. So for the next little while I'll be appearing in my car in my driveway. 1:54 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck |
DC jury duty line: 1. for English 2. for Espanol 3. for a whif of the information you need followed by the line going dead. 12:43 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck |