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If I had a pregnant teen-aged daughter, and was republican, I would likely be thankful that others were not. (Both.) 12:16 PM Sep 2nd from web |
I believe drive-sushi to be offensive to my sense of entitled propriety. 2:33 PM Aug 28th from web |
I would imagine that training a wild raccoon to walk a tightrope would be rather expensive. Almost as much as sending one to law school. 11:48 AM Aug 18th from web |
The one thing I've never seen at a garage sale that I'd buy without haggling: vicious looking stuffed bear in a sombrero. 6:18 AM Aug 13th from web |
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I'm a huge fan of silly boozery, but if I were locked up, I don't believe I'd drink Pruno. 7:30 AM Aug 12th from web |
I think the world would be a better place if more people embraced the 'high-five'. Bush and Ahmadinejad? High-five. So underrated. 7:56 AM Aug 11th from web |
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There's nothing quite like a hot, brimming cup of disappointment to go with a shit sandwich. 10:11 AM Aug 8th from web |
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Okay then, just found out: Ava and I are China-bound next month! TAI HAO LE!!! 1:44 PM Aug 7th from web |
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If I were an animal, I believe I’d enjoy being a raccoon. What with the fur mask and claws, it’d like being a shitty superhero. 8:12 AM Aug 7th from web |
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