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@JayWagner Best of luck on getting a big, fat ZERO on your test!
I give up. Dell notebook running Ubuntu with Linksys wireless card can prob connect wirelessly, but I'm stumped as to how. Tethered 4ever.
If you just drove past in a stretch humvee you are a pretentious wanker and should stay in your mansion, not go slumming for xmas lights.
All I want from my kids at this point is for them to remember that fingerprint smudges on my glasses are a HUGE pet peeve for me.
@SandraTB I swore by Quicken in my XP youth (translated: up until a couple of months ago). Quicken for Mac = meh.
@TGMLeto I would befriend them, and we would form a mutually beneficial existence! Der.
@muzzysgirl Okay, so I care a little bit. Deleted the tacky tweet.
@TGMLeto A cheery outlook and a plucky disposition. That's all I'd need.
Kids' new epithet: "Oh, pickle juice!" courtesy of Higglytown Heroes. Could be worse, I suppose.
@Earthaworm So the tallyboard says: 1 linoleum hairball, 300 carpet hairballs. This tweet has been brought to you by Bissell SpotBot.
Watching AMC, I think I'm 15-20 years younger than their target audience, based on commercials: denture paste, Viagra, commemorative coins.
ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS FLICK! Gremlins. 'Nuff said.
@Mia_Ria Dane: http://tinyurl.com/6q3z8z (Not safe for kids' ears due to language and description of extreme violence--but in a funny way)
@crystal You're the best! Thanks again for your help!
@annetteschulte Get out of my head! That's MY pet peeve, and I have the right of way in my own neuroses.
I may Dane Cook the next car to turn around in my driveway.
Why does reading bedtime stories ALWAYS make me yawn, even though I'm not tired?
@muzzysgirl Hee- I've wondered what would happen if neighborhood Todd and Internet Todd ever collided. I'm not all that sure I'd care.
Facebook, please stop becoming MySpace. Also, the more you obfuscate your settings and crap up your search results, the less value you are.
Last.fm's genre tags are vexingly incorrect sometimes.
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