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"Cooler Than Freddie Jackson sippin' a milkshake in a snowstorm." So Fresh & So Clean Clean... I sure do miss me some Outkast. Reunion soon? |
A Colbert Christmas was exquisitely sublime. John Legend's Nutmeg", Willie Nelson's herb more potent than frankincense & myrrh. Feist&more |
is having a cruddy morning. Opened a 1 liter Dr Pepper and it exploded all over him, his desk & his 'puter. Sheesh! Get me out of here. |
@acoffey I think I should wear lipstick more often too. |
@acoffey in the best of all possible worlds we'd all be drinking! |
@acoffey my mom and dad have offered safe-haven for whomever, whenever needed. Sanctuary awaits us all if needs arise. FYI |
@acoffey Tempted to drag all the kids over to my folks house to sleep just to keep dad-in-law from literally exploding over every 'lil thing |
kudos to the English dictionary for adding the word "meh" to their esteemed pages. A cheeky move, but deserved none the less. Meh indeed. |
@acoffey ...sez you. harrumph! |
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!-Alexander Pope |
It feels a lot nicer being an American this morning. I see great things ahead, and that feels mighty nice too. |
I just broke through a barrier. I made my 1st comment at Huffington Post. It was very specific to my hometown and folks I know, but still. |
Must. Stop. Watching. Pundits. I swear I'm gonna need me some 24hr News Detox & a 40 gallon drum of tums before this is all over Nov 4th. |
Why oh why am I back sponsoring debate? Most of these 'lil striplings just don't learn, don't care, and R arrogant, rude, messy & boring |
I'm having a hard time transitioning into adulthood. I know feeding, clothing & housing my kids comes first, but I wanna go see Cool shows |
@xenijardin On pg 592 of Hodgman's Tome is an inspired goatse maintenance manual & antiquated victorian punks bathed in water vapor |
Sometimes there are days that just seem like such bad ideas. I propose we cancel the rest of today due to lack of motivation. Free time! |
"Resistance is not futile, we're gonna win this thing, humankind is too good, we're not a bunch of under-achievers!" - so sayeth Waking Life |
"May all your melt downs be ice cream related" -- Graham Roumieu |
