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maintains that "Calphalon One" sounds like the name of a space station from a 1970s sci-fi movie. 5:03 PM Dec 8th from web |
watched a guy buy just Vitamin Water and pie for lunch. You don't need vitamin water if you get a lunch that contains, you know, vitamins. 9:42 AM Nov 10th from web |
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is considering 1959. On the one hand, it gave us Hawaii, which gave us our President-Elect and my wife. On the other, there's Alaska 8:09 AM Nov 7th from web |
would be willing to watch O'Reilly if he got to see him make a sour-lemon face as he had to say "Senator Al Franken". C'mon, Minnesotans! 11:19 AM Nov 6th from web |
likes coffee and Mike & Ikes and not checking CNN every 45 minutes anymore. 6:48 AM Nov 6th from web |
has just teared up from a combination of joy and relief. I've waited eight years for this. 8:07 PM Nov 4th from web |
Within 2 mins, Steve Forbes used both the words "elan" and "patronage" (with a SHORT a). Did this ponce really think he could win the Pres? 7:30 PM Nov 4th from web |
has switched from CNN to Stewart & Colbert. My worries are now minimal, and the Interwebs are covering my real-news needs quite nicely. 7:22 PM Nov 4th from web |
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has Steve Earle's "The Revolution Starts Now" cranked to near-uncomfortable volume. Up next: Jim's Big Ego's "Support the Truth". 9:39 AM Nov 4th from web |
notes that there won't be any results until 7pm at the earliest, so I can stop checking the news sites over and over, right? HAHAHHAHAHA no. 8:37 AM Nov 4th from web |
reminds all his tovarishchi to get out and vote for the socialist guy. Even if it's raining. 6:57 AM Nov 4th from web |
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sighs. 9am: check CNN for "October Surprise". This will also be my status update for 11am, 1pm, 3pm, ad infinitum until Tuesday morning. 6:13 AM Nov 2nd from web |
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finds that listening to "Nightmare Before Christmas" (for 'tis the season) with one's iPod on shuffle creates a disorienting plotline. 7:08 AM Oct 27th from web |
still sounds like he's a three-pack-a-day smoker, and his voice squeaks on the high notes. 1:50 PM Oct 24th from web |
is not enjoying the "sore throat => itchy throat => cough => lost voice" progression this bug has taken. 7:13 AM Oct 20th from web |