I completely, un-ironically love the Destiny's Child a capella version of Carol of the Bells. Suck it, hipsters. about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry |
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It is 4 AM. I have been up since 6 AM. Congratulations, crunktastic neighbors, you just got yourselves an eviction! 12:45 AM Dec 9th from TwitterBerry |
It's not that I dislike her, it's just that her voice is intensely annoying & she never seems to shut the fuck up. OK, maybe I dislike her. 2:06 PM Dec 8th from TwitterBerry |
OK, so if Elle's dead on Heroes, and Pushing Daisies is canceled, can I have my Kristen Bell/Kristen Chenoweth musical variety hour now? 8:40 PM Dec 7th from web |
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Still quite astoundingly tired, achy, and gross. Wondering if I'm the victim of some sort of newfangled germ warfare. 10:27 AM Dec 6th from web |
Also: new appliances, vaulted ceilings & skylights, and leechable wifi from the leasing office next door. Guess which one excites me. 2:54 PM Dec 4th from TwitterBerry |
Complained about ongoing maintenance issues while re-signing our lease, and got moved to a completely renovated apt. for $100 less. I win. 1:58 PM Dec 4th from web |
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Okay, no one asked me if they could change my google reader. It's like if your coke dealer started using a different brand of bags. 1:45 PM Dec 4th from web |
Crawled out of my sickbed long enough to discover that cable's out for the whole hood. Which means no internet. Which means no Gossip Girl. 2:15 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterBerry |
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At work, store completely empty save for employees and maybe a dozen customers scurrying about furtively. It's hella creepy. 5:25 PM Nov 27th from TwitterBerry |
Friends showed up at my house with $400 worth of food and liquor. I currently believe in both Santa AND the Easter Bunny. Not god though. 8:18 PM Nov 26th from web |