I'm finally going to get productive and watch The Mentalist about 2 hours ago from web |
Bright side of Madoff Debacle: I was tired of people blaming their abominable behavior on the Credit Crisis. Now they can blame Bernie about 3 hours ago from web |
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Decided to drop the Migrant Mother 2008 look and go with Cathleen the Red Nosed Comedy Legend picture for my avatar. Now am I humorous? 7:22 PM Dec 15th from web |
You know I'm very modest right? I would never pimp myself out for an award, right? But can I please get some ShortyAward humor nominations? 6:26 PM Dec 15th from web |
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Fraud, Shady Accounting and Swindling Conference ending. I learned so much and could conduct fraud like a champ. Time for drinks! #fsas 3:14 PM Dec 15th from txt |
Turn Your CFO into Your Chief Fraud Officer: once your pathetic nerdy unqualified CFO is in place, gain his trust. How? Get him laid! #fsas 3:02 PM Dec 15th from txt |
Chief Fraud Officer: your CFO hire should be unable to make partner at his CPA firm and live at home with his mother. #fsas 2:55 PM Dec 15th from txt |
Turn Your CFO into Your Chief Fraud Officer: Hire a short, bald, CPA that couldn't qualify as equipment guy for college football #fsas 2:49 PM Dec 15th from txt |
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Deal with Doubters: when possible make passive aggressive backhanded comments about Whistle Blower's competence or sexual orientation #fsas 2:37 PM Dec 15th from txt |
Turn Your CFO into Your Chief Fraud Officer is the next session at the Fraud Conference. That should be really valuable. #fsas 1:53 PM Dec 15th from txt |
Dealw/Doubters: Whistle Blowers are especially heinous and dangerous. Take every opportunity to catch them in compromising positions #fsas 1:08 PM Dec 15th from txt |