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It turns out being put on bedrest AFTER you deliver your baby is a whole new kind of fresh hell. |
Two kids. Huh. Who decided this was a good idea again? |
Am home! With giant, sore, leaky breasts. And a poopy newborn. But still. HOME. |
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I GIVE YOU WHAT YOU'VE WAITED FOR: http://tinyurl.com/4fx9gj |
Can't wait to tell you all about the giant fart I ripped on the operating table. |
Naming mah baby. |
There is no internet access at hospital and it is killing me. |
Baby still nameless, I'm still puking, but life is good. Pics soon. |
5lbs 11oz, 19 in, no name yet! |
C-section at 3 pm, I hit the preeclampsia jackpot again. |
In hospital naked under gown. Probably having a baby today. |
The only good thing about today's OB appointment is that the VERY LAST ONE is next week. The week after that? I'll have a BABY. |
Also sobbing in my bedroom, Asher's room, the living room, the baby's room and all three bathrooms. THINGS MUST BE BETTER TODAY. |
@NoPasaNada I'm with you, ANYTHING has to be better than yesterday, when I found myself sobbing under my parents' Christmas tree. |
I lost 25 years off my life the other night when D turned on the garbage disposal with his hand still inside. (He flipped the wrong switch.) |
Watching Intervention to feel better about myself. As long as I'm not drinking a gallon of wine a day, I consider myself a damn fine parent. |
Except that it's really the most annoying sound you could possibly imagine. |
Asher is rolling around on his floor, crying. I don't know why, and I've spent 15 minutes trying to, so I've decided to let him work it out. |
Random woman at Safeway returned my cart for me this morning. The holiday spirit IS alive. In, like, one out of twenty people or something. |
