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Todd did a bunch of smack and felt great about it. He popped a basketball with an awl and felt like a genius. 4:31 PM Jul 1st from web |
Roast Beef is asleep in Ray's living room, and has cotton mouth. His neck is uncomfortable. 10:01 PM Jun 30th from web |
Téodor bought some sausages with cheese inside of them. It is Pecorino, so he does not feel trashy, like he would with Frankenfurters. 12:29 PM Jun 30th from web |
Chris is blissed to the tits to announce Achewood's new Free Shipping deal. See details on the website. Should help with the bad economy. 9:07 PM Jun 29th from web |
Philippe put a rock on his chest and cracked open a clam. Is it...puberty? 8:26 PM Jun 29th from web |
Roast Beef looked out the window and saw a man fleeing the scene of a crime. The crime was in Texas; he had been fleeing for 1,500 miles. 4:36 PM Jun 28th from web |
Téodor, in a pissy mood, just bought way more than the three tablespoons of tequila his fresh chorizo recipe called for. 9:22 PM Jun 27th from web |
Lyle swore up and down that he had just seen a couple "goin' for broke" in the back seat of a heavily fogged '87 Toyota Celica. 11:09 PM Jun 24th from web |
Téodor's geography challenge: can you locate Armenia on a map in under ten seconds? He can't. 5:19 PM Jun 23rd from web |
Todd heard Clarence Carter's "Strokin'" and laughed so hard that he had to calm down with a shell casing full of Ancient Shenanigan. 7:54 PM Jun 22nd from web |
As a good deed, Philippe called ten random people in the phone book and told them never to smoke pot. 1:02 PM Jun 20th from web |
Chris Onstad does not wear makeup. Life hasn't given him any funny ideas about who he is. 4:32 PM Jun 18th from web |
Cornelius wrapped great pink ribbons of prosciutto around crusts of sourdough and said "pfah pah" to the world. 8:23 PM Jun 17th from web |
Chris went to the mountains for his birthday and whiled away the hours keeping his dog from jumping into an irrigation flume. 4:00 PM Jun 15th from web |
It is so hot that Téodor almost wrote a poem about the way the heat rises off the dry ground and perfumes the air with dust. 3:56 PM Jun 12th from web |
Ray ordered pizza delivery but then forgot about it and went golfing, so later he tracked down the delivery guy and bought him a stereo. 2:03 PM Jun 11th from web |
Chris has just discovered that Mandy Patinkin, Frank Sinatra, and Tom Snyder comprise the entire Celebrity Train Layouts DVD library. 12:47 AM Jun 11th from web |