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WHERE DID MY COFFEE MUG GO? I JUST HAD IT A.. oh.. there it is.
Carry on, everyone. Crisis averted. |
I laundered my Daring Fireball t-shirt and my Red Sox t-shirt in the same load, and now my dryer vent is clogged with irony. |
Bad news: catastrophic hard drive failure.
Good news: inbox zero! |
DEAR SANTA WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING ME FOR XMAS? I HOPE ITS A SHAMWOW OR A CLAPPER OR SOMETHING FROM THAT BILLY MAYS GUY ON THE TV. KTHX |
I think it's time for Opportunity to start using the fucking doorbell. I can't hear him knocking from my office up here. |
@drewm Multiple Jesuses?! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
No, wait, I'm thinking of something else. |
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Assuming you were, in fact, having a "party in your pants", would it be better to send traditional paper invitations rather than an Evite? |
My obvious lack of attention to you doesn't mean I'm not interested in what you're saying, it just means you're taking too long to say it. |
To @rharer and the rest of you: my mistake, I meant Globes, not Oscars, in my earlier tweet. Story still applies. |
Academy Award nominees were just announced; I'm sad the script on my desk was not among them. Perhaps I should actually sell it first. |
I'm saddened that none of my UK followers seemed to enjoy and/or appreciate my Benjamin Disraeli tweet from earlier today. Limey bastards. |
Gave my dog a new toy tonight - it is, ahem, a "squeaky beaver".
I think I am having more fun with the name than he is with the toy itself. |
I am disturbed that @warrenellis used "fetal damage" in a tweet, and didn't even make a joke. Or mention Red Bull. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HIM? |
@urbanape IT SHOULD BE A PRETTY CLOUD ICON BECAUSE ALL YOUR FILES GO TO THE BIG CLOUD LIKE MOBILEME JUST ASK CHOCK CAUSE HE TOLD ME SO. |
*Almost* fit a tweet about Benjamin Disraeli and "Tory-statue rape" into 140 characters. Almost. |
I am hurtling towards tweet #3000 at a rate that would make Einstein reevaluate the whole C-as-a-constant idea. |
It's 10am already? No way. Really? But I just got up. Dammit! How did that happen?
Oh.
Well played, Tylenol PM. Well played. |
