Not sure why, but this whole week felt like someone had snuck a pea the size of Yao Ming's head under my cosmic mattress. Pressing reset. about 9 hours ago from twitterrific |
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There are people on Twiter etc. who are genuinely interested in meeting new people, and then there are the networking douchebags. #sigh 8:30 AM Dec 12th from twitterrific |
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Trying to figure out expense spreadsheets and thinking that I'm damn glad to not have a job that requires extensive Excel experience. 12:48 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
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If this sleepiness spreads any further I may need to resort to sticking a sensitive body part into the nearest electrical socket. 12:57 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
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Maybe this just shows that I'm old school and resistant to change, but I can't seem to shake the habit of typing "www" in the address bar. 10:43 AM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
Looking for a mail order coffee bean subscription service that carries beans from multiple roasteries. Any suggestions? 10:19 AM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
After watching Stephen Harper last night on the CBC all I can say is it takes a great man to admit fault. That, he is not. #pitiful #jackass 4:23 AM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
Called out a guy for blatantly littering on the subway car. His response: "Why don't you MAKE ME PICK IT UP?!" Sigh. HUMANITY FAIL. 3:22 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie |
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For a technology company the fact that there is no fax machine in our office is either blindingly silly or incredibly forward-thinking. 7:05 AM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
Trying to decide if i want to renew my lapsed New Yorker subscription or if it's time to take a break from the weekly torrent. 8:09 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
There are some restaurants that shouldn't have open kitchens. That cook just sneezed all over food about to go into my mouth. #refund 11:57 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie |
So I ended up making my Favrd debut today. Remind me how this is supposed to make my penis grow larger again? 7:43 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
I'm convinced there is an inverse correlation between the number of syllables in a clerk's response and the amount of visible ass crack. 4:37 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
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Had a dream last night that Yoko Ono was barbequing up a rack of ribs while explaining the benefits of backing up to Amazon S3. Good advice. 5:55 AM Dec 7th from twitterrific |