One of my co-workers won't sit near me because my shirt is un-ironed. It's not wrinkly, but it's not ironed, either. I have no punchline. 12:37 PM Dec 12th from Ping.fm |
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fix-tweet: Andre the Giant to Colleen Camp in 5 movies. Not my best work. I had to stoop to "the Director made a cameo" 12:43 PM Dec 11th from web |
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Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy. I would like Neal Stephenson to write short stories. His works are too ambitious. Your friend, Bryan. 8:58 AM Dec 9th from Ping.fm |
I have now seen enough zombie movies that I am seriously considering taking lessons in firing a gun. 7:24 AM Dec 9th from Ping.fm |
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