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Rahm Emanuel is the gangsterest boss of all time |
dear major metropolitan airports: it wouldn't kill you to install more power outlets. |
the birth of Rod Blagojevich's rap career: http://tinyurl.com/68dbsd |
@cruelsommer, you & me both |
@chardinsmith NOM NOM NOM |
if you worked here, the AED corporation would have given you a massive amount of free baked goods |
did so much work this morning and have now hit a wall |
shawty lo is about to meet rod blagojevich. stay tuned |
trying to decide if I want a free lunch at CAP |
hey you fucking kids: stop goading my dogs into barking at you! |
GUESS WHAT I HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING YOUR JOB FOR YOU AND WHY SHOULD THIS COME AS SUCH A FUCKING SURPRISE |
@amandamarcotte, if they're big and black often they're more afraid of you, too |
anyone use the Opera browser? Verdict? |
worked later than I thought. No time to go to the gym and make the rest of my plans. Therefore I am Twitterbargaining: gym tmrw for reals |
New Year's resolution: stop reading email threads that make me want to walk into a book depository with a shotgun |
does anyone know where in DC I can get a good massage? I'm not looking to buy sex. My back is killing me. |
during course of interviewing Human Rights Watch lawyer I suddenly remembered having hit on her last year at a mutual friends' party. Oy |
some days you feel like a boss for real |
Mashup skills needed. Must record No One On The Corner Got In & Dagger Like US |
please, friends: do not call me unless it's an emergency. And don't be offended when I don't pick up. I don't speak on phones |
