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@rantcity Shortribs or St. Louis cut? |
@hillrat No Popeyes nearby? Savages. |
Andouille and ham redbeans, dirty rice, Led Zeppelin I, Side 2. |
SAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN! SAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN! F**KERS! |
@wrekehavoc Sounds like my sex life. |
I get out of bed, nothing good happens. Maybe Proust was onto something |
Any iPhone developers interested in publishing a Dick Burns Minit Mrdr Anthology? Inquire within. http://tinyurl.com/6huff8 |
Hello, bed. |
@tbridge I'd rather suck Frosty's frigid white wang, work the shaft, and swallow the gravy than listen to this shite. |
And here comes Johnny Fucking Mathis. F**k you, God. You're an a$$hole. |
That makes FIVE versions of "Santa Claus is Comin to Town" I've heard today. I'm officially in Hell. |
Have heard "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" FOUR times today. B***h needs to F***ING SHOW UP. |
Oldster's aversion to bathing escapes me. Unfortunately, their aroma does not. |
lost in Wegmans. |
R.I.P. Bettie Page. |
waiting on mr fixit to open his goddamn shop. |
Pirates and lasers? Why the f**k not? http://tinyurl.com/6fm8v9 |
"Santa Baby" to the left of me, gospel to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. |
@geekchick I tried that before. The results were not uninspired. |
@geekchick That's like "negative gains." WTF is that? Positive losses? |
