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Juliette Lewis is deeply unlikeable. I would like to have her digitally removed from the history of cinema. |
Well, this really takes the pressure off of the Redskins. Congratulations on achieving total mediocrity, guys. |
THE BENGALS. |
The Redskins suck in all aspects of the game. They're getting pushed around by the BENGALS. This makes me sad. |
Oh Kanye. You should not be singing live. Although I guess it's not quite accurate to call what you're doing "singing" anyway. |
In the middle of a two hour argument about constitutional law. I love dc. |
I like when Stephen Colbert gets weird. Tek Jansen adventures are awesome. |
@mollygoodson I'd like to see the results from a double-blind test but the Slanket certainly has the full support of the internet behind it. |
Beverly Hills Cop is on tv. The detroit police department's cars look like cheap toys--no wonder we need an auto bailout. |
Best product: Snuggie or Slanket? |
Friendly reminder: Carlos Mencia is not funny. |
Watching last week's Daily Show with Huckabee. He looks to be putting weight back on. Because he's a creepy (but likeable) homophobe? Maybe. |
I am at a party. It's okay. |
My new phone is pretty okay. But Windows Mobile sucks. |
Wow. I am inspired as hell. http://tinyurl.com/5aljk4 |
It's Okay, I'm Attractive. http://www.theonion.com/con... |
I am not interested in your "vlog". The last thing I need is more crap to watch. Talk to me when you have a food-based enterprise. |
My horn can pierce the sky! |
Proposed: that someone meets me at Bourbon at 8:30. Seconded? |
I know it's been a while, but it's still hilarious that Britney Spears recorded a cover of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll". |
