 | bcompton No, son, we don't OWN that movie. We own a plastic disc & an obligation to watch that movie with the blinds down so no strangers "steal" it. about 9 hours ago from web |
 | emilybrianna This morning Quinn, as Optimus Prime, announced that he would not be attending the robot battle; he planned on surfing and living in peace. about 10 hours ago from web |
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 | awryone Ever inadvertently start a porn flick on your iPhone in front of your mom?
That's a bad touch.
Screen. about 14 hours ago from web |
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 | clapifyoulikeme EDIT: It eats black panties, not it is black and eats panties. It is monster-colored. As in, the color of monsters, not colored by monsters. 5:44 PM Dec 13th from web |
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 | zeldman If I'm ever accused of a serious crime, I'll want a tireless defender who never lacks for a counter-argument. I'll hire my four-year-old. 5:09 PM Dec 13th from twitterrific |
| clapifyoulikeme There are giant icicles falling off my house. I should probably collect them. You know, for when I need to commit the perfect murder. 11:21 AM Dec 13th from web |
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 | AmyJane Well, it's the day we get the Christmas tree. It's also the day, each year, that we come closest to getting a divorce. 8:10 AM Dec 13th from web |
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 | toldorknown News Flash: 20% of teens say they've put nude pics of themselves online.
Math Flash: 28.5% of teens are 18 or older and free to do that. 7:11 AM Dec 13th from web |
 | Tony_D WHERE DID MY COFFEE MUG GO? I JUST HAD IT A.. oh.. there it is.
Carry on, everyone. Crisis averted. 6:14 AM Dec 13th from web |
 | apelad My dentist told me the back of my bottom teeth is the most important place to brush. That better be true or I just wasted 3 hours of my life 11:07 PM Dec 12th from web |
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