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If feet had asses, I assume it would smell similar to the lady waiting in front of me at the Cheesecake Factory. |
FLORIDIANS: There's definitely a chance that I'll be in Miami, January 6-9th, and I want to party. Plan accordingly. |
Ever wake up in the morning, just assuming you know where you are, only to open your eyes and being completely wrong? |
http://twitpic.com/ru70 - Going to Norman during 'dead week' was maybe the best greatest idea ever. This is how TV STARS do it. #radiation |
When you're 102 years old, every fucking day should be Christmas. |
http://twitpic.com/rqam - A visual representation of my day, so far. |
'Mixed Memes' is the new 'Mixed Metaphors': "That's as easy as shooting 6-word-epitaphs out of old Hitlers hobos vagina. |
Missed Connection- You: Guy who sat in my store for two hours, continually dropping ass and reading magazines. Me: I WANT TO KILL YOU. HARD. |
Also, it's *finally* getting cold in Oklahoma. Just in time for the holidays. It's like God heard my prayers, and then shit all over them. |
It's 9:45, and I've already been up for 3 hours, made an omlette, rubbed 2 out, gone to work, and conference called w/ 3 chicks in Michigan. |
The world would be such a better place if we could replace war with boobs. |
Scouring the city for a Christmas tree on the coldest day ever, armed with nothing but a lady and a dog? *That's* today. |
It should be illegal for you to say the words "spectrum", "analyze", or "PR" on my day off. |
"Brinner, amirite?" |
"Oprah, girlfriend." |
@Pellegrin - If you haven't already seen it, please Youtube: "SNL, Jizz In My Pants". |
This meme is so old. |
I'm so old I remember when @zefrank tried to start some sort of "color war". #casual_racism |
PROTIP: There *is* a difference between a "wetnap" and a "wet nap". |
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS SO VAIN, THEY PROBABLY THINK THIS LINK I ABOUT THEM?
Guy Kawasaki.
(Am I doing it right?) |
