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Jonas misheard us ridiculing Guy Kawasaki so he's walking around saying, "Always be winking!" and then he gives a quick wink. about 13 hours ago from web |
What kind of a sick world do we live in where I can tweet that and people ask me if I'm serious? I'm not even sure those are real words. about 14 hours ago from web |
We're going on a trip soon and I'm going to use the time off to think about my personal brand and re-evaluate my Twitter strategy. about 14 hours ago from web |
Huh. So that's why you people were talking about cats rolling over in Starbucks. I thought you'd all gone daft. about 15 hours ago from web |
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I can't stop judging whether or not all of your avatars are sufficient "windows to your soul." But I think @Moltz nailed it. about 17 hours ago from web |
I should write an article on Twitter: If you don't make me laugh you're not doing it right. about 18 hours ago from web |
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I don't read Guy Kawasaki, because when I want to hear about boring computer shit, I just walk upstairs. But is his Twitter article serious? about 18 hours ago from web |
A friend is staying at our place while we're out of town. Only 2 rules: No pausing the TV for very long and no getting it on in our beds. about 20 hours ago from web |
"Dean Martin never had to give anyone a goddamn roofie! That's just a stiff drink!" 9:39 PM Dec 6th from web |
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John: "I just got an email that says 'Your wife is way funnier than you.' Did you put him up to that? Is it the Sandwich?" 6:28 PM Dec 6th from web |
The real reason Daring Fireball doesn't have comments: During the day I'd fill it with to-do lists and at night, drunken heckling. 5:51 PM Dec 6th from web |
I was just working on a crockpot joke and then fucking @hotdogsladies gets to it first. What are the chances? Merlin wrecks everything. 4:58 PM Dec 5th from web |
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